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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Don't Drink The Water


I was searching the internet in my extreme boredem and saw this picture. Is there really that much of a need to post this sign? Where is this sign? It is mind boggling to me at least that the sign is needed. Clearly by the black seat and nasty surrounding's it is a nice establishment. So to people and dogs everywhere don't drink this toilet water and don't go to this place, if you see this place or this sign turn around because i'm sure a trucker or hillbilly is coming right in the bathroom behind you (no pun intended). Be safe be smart don't drink the water in Mexico. (Sorry for the boring and lame blog it's almost finals week.)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Tuesday Blues...


It's tuesday blues in c-town and laundry day. I am sitting here wishing that my gf was here so she could help do the laundry because seriously i suck at it. I then came across a clothing tag picture that if i was to show or have would get me a nice slap and my mountain of dirty clothes would remain dirty. I would love to stay and complain but i have to go to my parenting class. (No i am not going to be a parent any time soon.) It is just an easy credit so don't assume anything. Tonight i will be going to the SLU bball game and hopfully watching the Josh Sharlow show. 3 hours of class learning how to be a parent not good but $1 blues at the hoot things are looking up.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Bachelor Party...


NYPD is usually known for the good things they do. But now it is a bad time to be a member of the NYPD after they dumped 50 rounds into a car of unarmed men coming from a bachelor party. Killed the groom who was going to be married that day. What went down? Why did they shoot? It is about as clear as Black Lake. I don't get why the groom of all people was driving during his own bachelor party. I don't get why they shot them. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said "We can't say with certainty why they fired," Kelly also said a veteran officer fired his weapon 31 times, emptying two full magazines and all the officers carried 9mm handguns. The wild gunfire also hit nearby homes and shattered windows at a train station. How are they going to explain this one? Known for there hereoics and bravery and now there stupidity. There are apparently now good reasons for the incident or they would have been released. There was suppost to be a wedding and now a funeral. Good job NYPD. God Bless America.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Good Ole Sunday...



After losing to Heuvelton in the alumni games again, and visiting good ole Doug's Tavern after a good day of not only college football but college basketball it was a fun day. I risked my life and went into the maddness of Ogdensburg Wal*Fart and saw Ogdensburg's finest. There was this poor little maybe 4 year old who was extremly fat rocking a mullet. We walked in behind him and his parents. Nice family they donated bills to the salvation army. They didn't take debit cards so i couldn't donate. The kid walked around for 2 minutes and we saw them later pushing the obese kid in the cart. Stop feeding the kid a million times a day and push him around exercise will do him good i promise. It always interesting listening to people shopping this time of the year saying we still have bla bla blah to buy for and i don't want to spend too much money and bla bla bla and stress stress stress. Christmas is suppost to be the best time of the year but now a days it is nothing but stress time of the year. My suggestion online shopping, now crowds, no fat kids with mullets, no stress, and it seems the money goes easier and faster online. Are you ready for some football i am.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Thanksgiving...


I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. Hopefully everyone enjoyed there day and got to see family and friends and enjoy themselves before the Christmas maddness begins. It's now blck friday and everyone who is normal now becomes insane trying to shop for the best deals. So i now wish everyone the best of luck and hope they have a safe black friday. Every year tons and tons of people get hurt by going shopping on black friday. A good holiday and warm feeling turns sour and insane starting at 5am for door busting sales. I will be working allday and night hoping that black friday does not take part in my store. At least the full feeling has now vanished and most people will now get exercise by running over and running around stores. Be safe, and don't drink and drive. Bye for now.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Today's World


I was at work the other day and heard a mother and a daughter talking. The daughter was like "ma we got our jersey's today and they are SICK" and the mother replied "ewww why what's so bad about them." The daughter replied while rolling her eye's "duh ma sick means good sick mean's awesome get with the times." Mom replies "sick means good what is it with you kids and your slang term." Then later a middle aged woman is trying to figure out the do it yourself photo machine and is clueless. Yes i find it very easy because i am an employee but several people find it easy to use also. It is step by step. I know these people didn't grow up with technology but is it really that hard to understand. Then i found myself thinking jeez am i going to be able to stick with the slang and technology when i get older. Am i going to be the mother not knowing what sick means? Am i not going to be able to do it myself at the photo machine. I am making a promise to my generation and my future kids that i will be able to keep up with the slang and the technology. So i am going to go get crunk and shake it like a polaroid picture fer sayen, peace up a town down i'm a stay fly.

Monday, November 20, 2006

What a week in sports...


McNabb done, Moss trying to be like T.O., Giants suck and lose, Favre and Rodgers out, ex-eagle commits suicide, Michigan vs Osu rematch for BCS?, O.J. tapes, Howard NL MVP even when Cards win, Sabres score 7 goals in 2nd period, and much more. These are very HUGE stories that might happened in a year let alone a week. It has been a crazy week in sports from injuries, to deaths, to rival's meeting up in the BCS championship after just playing, Howard MVP not Pujols even though the Cards won, Jeter MVP maybe? I am not even going to comment on OJ. A crazy year's end to sports and it's only November. I am almost speachless which i wish Randy Moss would try for a change. With Romo less T.O. controversy i like it. I am going to just save you from reading and find a nice pic or 2 for you to look at and come back in the morning all fresh for a good entry. P.s. i am battling some ebay dude because he messed up and wants me to pay more money now so i am heated. Details tommorow. Peace.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Sports Sunday


I feel bad and almost personally responsible for not watching football this weekend because of work and my mall trip and everything went bad for many teams. Rutgers out of the BCS, Colts not undefeated anymore, McNabb done, Michigan losses but is still Number 2 (hate the BCS), Favre hurt, AND Johnson wins the nextel cup. My dedication to sports this weekend was awful and awful things happened because of it. I am sorry to the sports world and it will not happened again. Now if the Giants win then everything will be ok ( except for all the fans in which my lack of dedication cost you big time, my bad) But look at the positive i just saved money by switching to Geico.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Women Drivers...





There is always talk about how women drivers are so bad and this and that. This post isn't about bashing women drivers(ok well maybe a little). Here is a bunch of pictures you can judge them yourself and decide if women are bad drivers or not. I will let the picture do the talking . Smell ya later.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Bla bla bla Beernuts...



I know sometimes i just seem to ramble on about nothing but isn't that what a blog is for? Well i am done work have an interview tommorow morning have a genny light in hand and i am frosted like a flake because according to tony the tiger i am grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat. Instead of jamming madden i was surfing the internet(what's new?) and saw how david beckham oh yes david beckham might be coming to the MLS next year to play some futbol. If that won't sell tickets and make MLS a little more interesting i don't know what will. If MLS can sign him and some other european soccer players and make MLS actual futbol then team USA might get better and actually do something. This made my day because i am sick of looking on ESPN.com and reading about Michigan vs Ohio State. It is a regular season game yes it's No.1 vs No.2 and even if it is a good game the BCS will mess it up and it will be the winner of that game (assuming it's Ohio State and they will finish undefeated because Michigan will choke even if they win) and probably USC or Flordia. Then the hype will be up and people will be angry saying it should be a rematch between them bla bla who cares it's college football BCS sucks and when it turns to playoff format like everyother sport (including Nascar) then i will care and so will many other people. Jimmy Johnson needs 12th or better hope he chokes like Michigane (no offense Bobby), and A-Rod wants to stay in NY awesome. That's enough for me the Madden temptation can go no more. Good night good fight.

Not much to say



It's Thursday, i have to work from 12-9 and i am just not in a good mood. It's the holiday season and i work retail it's just not a great time. I am going to the mall this sunday to do ALL my xmas shopping and i am cheap. I don't know if i am as cheap as these "fans" watching the game from a nearby building, but maybe. Have a fun thirsty thursday ill be at work have one for me. Peace.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This Week In Sports...




It is a little intense in the sports world this week. Bobby Knight "didn't do anything wrong," the Red Sox actually out big the yankees on a Japanese prospect that is apparently worth around 90 million, and of course the BIG Ohio State vs Michigan game. It appeared that Coach Knight had jabbed his player in the chin as he came off the court. "I flipped his chin up and told him to look me right in the eye so he could do the job we want. I said, 'Can you?' And he said 'Yes,' and I said, 'OK, sit down and let's go.' If that's an issue then I'm living in the wrong country," Knight said. Take it as you want but it look like it hurt a little. Better you than me buddy. I don't think this Japanese pitcher is worth what the Red Sox are willing to pay and what he want's to be paid. The Red Sox right to talk to Matsuzaka is more then the opening day payroll for the Pirates, Rockies, Royals, Devil Rays, and Marlins. That is just to talk to this guy. You could get Jason Schmidt, Barry Zito, and Alfonso Soriano for the price your willing to spend on this one guy. My bet is he won't do crap either. We will see we will see. Moving on, according to a NCAA 07 simulation of this weekends big game Ohio State will win 28-20. Anyone willing to bet or believe the video game? It also has Cal beating USC 42-35. Ohio State turned down the offer of Nickelback to play at their game Saturday. My guess is there is too much hype and the game isn't going to be that special. I mean i hope for everyone who actually get's to watch it, it will be a good game but i will be working and won't get to see a second of it. The BCS is awful, which in my opinion makes college football only a little above NBA to watch because it's almost pointless to watch, GO RUTGERS!!!!

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Be Safe


So there i was just going for a cruise in C-town and came across thie Ghetto Hair Salon. It was on the bad side of the tracks though. If you believe that that i have a used car i want to sell you. I found this picture and was left wondering what the hell? Is there enough room to do hair in there? Is the shed going to fall over. Where is this place because i ever drive by it i feel i would be mugged, raped, maybe even shot. I wonder what they charge at the Ghetto Hair Salon, and if they have any customers. It can't be like barbor shop where they sit around and talk allday because there is only room for one. I bet it smells wonderful also. I will leave you with some advice on this neck of the woods, use the buddy system (not just for 1st graders), don't carry any money, purchase a gun, drive fast, and be safe especially when fishing. Unlike this poor person. Always use protection, good fight good night.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Wizard Of Oz...






So there i was Saturday night it was The Govenor of Lisbon's bday and i went over to have a beer with him and see what the night would bring. So i went to his house and he was watching the Wizard of Oz a 1939 classic. Not really what i thought would go down for his 24th bday but whatever. The reason behind him watching it so he says was he wanted to see the hanging of the person in the movie. I had never heard of this myth. So naturally i call his bluff and google it. I found out that it was clearly a huge bird opening it's wings that kind of looks like someone hanging i guess. Click here to see the secene and judge it yourself. I did find out that the snow used in the Wizard of Oz was asbestos. Way to just kill all the actors and hope they die before they want there money huh? And to think they didn't know what it was in the 30's ya right. The discussion about other movie oddities then came up. Three men and a baby ghost? Little Mermaid "mess up's." Yes what a 24th birthday it was. A bunch of dudes sitting around talking about movie oddities drinking genny light. Yes only in Lisbon. Feel free to let me know any other movie things you know of so i can google them. Or comment about these ones. I believe the Three men and a baby is a hoax as well as the Wizard of Oz. Little Mermaid perv stuff well ya that is true. Also the Lion King has the word S-E-X in it. Interested to know what you have to say or have heard. Hollar atcha boy.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Interesting...


Another wonderful sunday morning searching the internet and i came across this interesting place. It is Arlington Pediatric Center. Interesting logo choice i felt. First thing that came to mind was what the hell goes on in this place? Was it a place for priest training? Was it a place to teach people how to be sexual voilent predators. Or are these people just clueless of what there logo looks like? I mean i can't be the only one that thinks this logo looks, well what it appears to be. It's a sick world these days and companies should be a little more smart about the logo choices they make. So APC (A Pedifile's Chance) i would maybe recomend a logo change or a buisness change, especially if you get several priests that come in. If you think there coming in to donate there time better guess again. God Bless America and with a priest hang out like that APC God Might Forgive YOU.

Congrats to LCS



Congrats to the LCS girls for making it to the second round of states before bowing to the number one team in NYS Chazy. The Chazy curse continues for LCS. Luckily for the boys side Chazy somehow lost. Congrats also to C-p for making the NYS Final Four. Good luck to you, and good job girls for representing and finally winning Section X.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Rutgers



Rutgers came from behind and beat the #3 team in the country. They were down 25-7 and came back and won 28-25. If it wasn't for an offsides call on Louisville they would of had the ball back and went to O.T. But since they were offsides Ito the kicker got another chance and nailed it from 28 yards for the win. Section X local Brian Leonard was interviewed after the game and he was happy and hugging his coach. "I can remember being a laughingstock at 1-11," said Leonard. I along with several other people are now on the Rutgers bandwaggon. I will admit it. I would love to see Rutgers go to the national championship and pound Michigan. What a game and what a win for a struggling program like that. They are now one of 4 undefeated teams in NCAA football. Michigan vs Ohio State is coming which means there will only be 3. Thank god for field goal posts made to be ripped down easy now, because those fans went NUTS and had every reason to go crazy. Brian Leonard's Site. A town down peace up.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Day After Voting


It's the day after voting and many people now feel like they contributed to the decesions of who won and who lost and are feeling either happy or pissed because of the results. Democratics are doing well and that's all i care to mention about politics. It is a rainy crappy humpday. I found this picture of this dumb guy who is extremly sun tanned and it made me feel alot better about myself. Why is he even smiling. Is his mouth stuck like that because i know if i was that sunburned i would be crying. He can't shower for weeks without going through extreme pain. I hope that he is drunk or made alot of money doing this stunt. If not you are an idiot my friend. It is always amazing what people will do for a laugh. They will go through extreme pain to get a laugh like example A or they will just do something stupid and humilating to get a laugh like example B. The guy with the hair bikini maybe on spring break or maybe just chillin on the beach with some people apparently doesn't want to have relations with a female. If a female decided to have relations with this guy then she is clearly clean as a whistle and a good girl with a very good judgemental brain. I don't see a beer in either of there hands so i'm assuming this was just for a good sober laugh. So if anyone out there is having a rainy day blues just look at these idiots and be thankful your not them, and to think these guys are the future of America and there votes are always appreciated.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bob Barker's Last Season??





Is this really going to be Bob Barkers last run at The Price is Right? He has been there for a ton of years. My grandma and i'm sure your grandma has never missed a show. The Price is Right just isn't the same without Bob Barker. It was bad enough we had to lose the voice of Come on Down your the next contest on the Price is Right, now Bob. Ya he is like 1oo years old but still come on. Anyone want to try to go to his last show because i bet there will be some HUGE prizes be given away. I bet everyone in the audience will get a new car, and i can't drive two cars home by myself. You ever wonder how many kisses that guy has gotten. I bet he could be in the guiness world record book for most kisses on the cheek. Maybe even set a record for most hand shakes. I'll call guiness myself. Maybe that will win me a free car or something from Bob. Maybe i would get to meet him and give him a kiss on the cheek. He's had anywhere from college girls, to college guys, to grandma's, to mom's, maybe even grandpa's and dad's wanting to go up there and either shake his hand or plant a big ole kiss on Bob. What has made him so loveable? Is it the fact that he gives away a ton of free stuff. I mean Oprah gives away a ton of free stuff is that why everyone loves her too? Bob Barker has even been on one of the greatest movies of all time rumbling and kicking @$$ in Happy Gilmore. He got to fight Adam Sandler and win. How bad@ss are you Bob Barker. It may be 11:30 in the morning on the east coast Bob but i raise my glass (genny light of course) to you. Thanks for all the memories for me and my grandma and best of luck to you doing whatever you do. Just don't go dying on us. Peace dawg.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Now The Bears are Over Rated?


I love all of the reports who thought the bears were the best team in the NFL last week, and now there saying there not even the best in the NFC. The lost to a weak Miami team ya but when you turn the ball over a million times then you deserve to lose. They almost won and had a chance to win even though they had 6 turnovers. Dolphins repeated histroy bla bla bla won there second game. Bears are still nasty and for all the reports out there and all the band wagon jumpers to the colts, this band wagon guy is staying with the bears and i still feel there the best team in the NFL. What's up now?? Just like T.O. in his flag getting endzone celebration i'm gonna go take a nap. Night.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Punch Out







In between football games and during the colts pats game i enjoyed playing a classic NES game. I feel it was the best or one of the best games ever made for NES. Mike Tyson Punch Out. I breezed through the first couple guys Glass Joe, "Make it quick... I want to retire!", which if you didn't beat him you are a disgrace and should just quit right then and there and go punch out a hole in your wall because you are a HUGE loser. Secondly comes Von Kaiser who looks alot like a 70's porn star. Not really sure why it is fun to kick his @$$ but it is a good time maybe because he is the cheap por n star that you as a kid looked at for free to much. Piston Honda "I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!". You have to beat him to move on. Not a huge challenge but he can get you down if you are half asleep.Don Flemenco is a joke also but a little fun to beat the skinny guy. Easier to beat then glass joe for some reason. King Hippo is the character where it trys to get a little tricky. You must perfectly time his punch to reveal the x on his belly and an easy challenge once you know that to beat him because one hit and he's out. Fat bastard. Giant Tiger I hate with a passion. Has the towel on his head and does his magic tricks. What does it have to do with boxing? Packs a good punch and when you can't beat Bald Bull you go back and fight Giant Tiger again and again because i hate Bald Bull. After you beat Bald Bull you move on to the next series. Soda Popinski is the next drunken guy. And he doesn't even know what his next move is. Tough challenge but i took him out and had a beer with him. Mr. Sandman is the next challenge i took down. Not really sure what he represents because usually all of them make fun of something. Mr. Sandman is very tough to beat. Somehow i did i think it was the beer. Next is Super Macho Man with a huge grey mullet who kicked my a$$. Couldn't beat him and gave up and wanted to punch something out. If i could of gotten past him at least i could of said i lost and quit because of the ear bitter dumbass lisp and girly voice Tyson. I loved the game, i now hate the game, but actually deep inside i really do love the game. I'm out Bears suck bye for now

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