I wasn't feeling any great nominee's for Idiot of the Day the last couple of days. But today I found one that is worth sharing. "A man ran through two bottles of wine, then cut through a snowstorm on his lawnmower, riding down the center of the street to reach the liquor store.
Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag.
He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home." Apparently his BAC was over 2 and a half times the legal limit in Michigan. For his sake hopefully it was some good wine. I wonder if when he was pulled over he had a huge smile and was laughing. Last summer i went on a wine tour with some buddies and it was the happiest drunk i think i have ever been. It was great. Even when we were drunk in the Monte Carlo got passed by an Amish buggy and realized we were driving down the road at an astonishing 5 miles an hour, all Black Sheep like. At least this guy did not end up falling out of a boat full dressed losing fishing poles, wallets, cell phones, bait and tackle, and the infamous inspector gadget like wine bottle opener. Anyways nothing runs like a deer, well except this lawn mower because if it ran like a deer Mr. Kozumplik wouldn't have gotten pulled over on his lawnmower.
Adrian police say they found 49-year-old Frank Kozumplik homeward bound on a John Deere tractor Saturday night, toting four bottles of wine in a paper bag.
He told officers his wife had taken their car to work, and the mower was the only way he could reach the store two miles from his southern Michigan home." Apparently his BAC was over 2 and a half times the legal limit in Michigan. For his sake hopefully it was some good wine. I wonder if when he was pulled over he had a huge smile and was laughing. Last summer i went on a wine tour with some buddies and it was the happiest drunk i think i have ever been. It was great. Even when we were drunk in the Monte Carlo got passed by an Amish buggy and realized we were driving down the road at an astonishing 5 miles an hour, all Black Sheep like. At least this guy did not end up falling out of a boat full dressed losing fishing poles, wallets, cell phones, bait and tackle, and the infamous inspector gadget like wine bottle opener. Anyways nothing runs like a deer, well except this lawn mower because if it ran like a deer Mr. Kozumplik wouldn't have gotten pulled over on his lawnmower.
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