"Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies
"I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."
Homer Simpson
"I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case - we only got one case left."
Barney Gumbal
"We must have really painted the town last night. I have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit, and I don't remember a thing."
Ned Flanders
Jeez, is that what I look like when I'm drunk?
Barney Gumbal
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get."
Homer Simpson
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