Congrats to America reaching the 300 million mark on population. There all wondering who is going to be the 300 million mystery man or woman. My bet is someone who's parents have been in America for less then


"Half this game is ninety percent mental" - Danny Ozark, manager of the Philadelphia Phillies
"I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."
Homer Simpson
"I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case - we only got one case left."
Barney Gumbal
"We must have really painted the town last night. I have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit, and I don't remember a thing."
Ned Flanders
Jeez, is that what I look like when I'm drunk?
Barney Gumbal
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get."
Homer Simpson
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