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Monday, March 12, 2007

Philbin Bypass Surgery...


Regis Philbin is to undergo triple bypass surgery, and i know you are all excited and shocked and scared for him as probalby as much as i am, but since i had to hear about this allday at work I am hoping you are going to read this and be tortured and waste some of your life like i had to. Philbin said he was hoping to have angioplasty because "you know, you get in — bang, bang, bang — they blow it open and you leave the next day." But, he said, "there's some plaque in some arteries and I've got to get it cleaned out."
His co-host,

Kelly Ripa
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said she planned to give Philbin some special attention.
"My primary job will be, like it or not, get your pills ready — your sponge-bath nurse," she said.
Philbin quipped: "Why don't you give me a quick dip before I go?" Ya interesting i know. Best of luck to you Regis because if something else happends to you i will hear about it for another day and trust me i don't care. A story came out today that the percent of men harrased at work has increased to 15.4 percent from last year. So all you boys on bay street better read up on this article to help protect yourself from being sexually harrases or even sexually harassing your other male co-worker's. Click here for the story

Big Clarkson intermural game tonight at 8 o clock in the field house, it is standing room only now for the anticapted big game tonight. If you want to get some good tickets i have some for sell just let me know. Peace.

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