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This guy is an idiot. You need to watch the video especially if you are having a bad day. Hey look at me i'm a "smart" college rich kid. Hi mommy look at me i'm on t.v. Every seen someone miss the first question? Oh watch this video and seriously try not to laugh. Just incase you are having a bad daym, failed a test, hate a teacher, hate a co-worker, watch this video and feel free to answer the question along with idiot boy and trust me it will make you feel good and even smart. Blondes are welcome to join in on the fun i bet some will show this guy up. And congrats to beernutsworld reaching the 100 mark.

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween everybody. I am very glad that i do not have to work today because I am sick of last minute Halloween shoppers that want the coolest kick ass costume the day of Halloween when there all gone. I am also not looking forward to hearing all the dumbass SLU kids yelling all night because not only is it Halloween but it's also dollar blues. CHA CHING. Might have to go down there to check out the Halloween costumes. I like seeing the creative costumes, but with every creative costumes comes about 1,000 lame boring original one's. (Which would most likely be my costume if i dressed up) A little note to self for you halloween partiers, make sure everyone else is going to dress up and your not the only one. Ya chicks might dig ya but how many girls are going to want to get it on with a guy covered in body paint? Or with a guy that has part of a pumpkin stuck to his head? Plus if your at a party and there is only one girl competion is alot harder. So be safe, have fun, get drunk, use protection, don't go swimming in the river tonight no matter how good the idea seems (SLUburgers), don't keep me up all night, and don't be this guy, Happy Halloween Everybody

Pre Halloween

Not halloween yet but there has been alot of halloween parties and some pretty interesting costumes. I have seen some cool ones, a ton of non orignal ones, and alot of the same ones. The guy making love to a bear rocking the rainbow trousers while a very young girl is licking the bear is a perfect picture to make fun of. The tough guy middle finger, young girl, goofy virgin guy is on a scale from 1 to could of been a good halloween costume if such a goofy guy wasn't rocking it, is deffinetly a could of been a good halloween costume if such a goofy guy wasn't rocking it. Just curious though what the motive is behind the lifting the shirt up while she is licking the bear? Little excited you might get some minor loving? And nice purse you have there mullet man it matches your hair. It's ok though folks he will someday probably be a trooper don't you feel safe?(It's ok I know this NCCC bear molester.) Another costume I found and thank god i do not know these guys is this one. I have no idea what is going on does anyone else? The second guy doesn't like what is poking behind him but the 3rd guy is all about it. Too many jokes and bashing i could do but i am sure they have been made fun of enough so i will let it go. Beer can make people do stupid things i'm just glad it doesn't have this effect on me. I am out like all these guys chances of getting laid.

Pittsburgh

Being a pittsburgh fan isn't a great thing. They won the super bowl last year that was great. The baseball team hasn't been .500 in awhile and the hockey team is young. The defending super bowl champs are done. Big Ben hasn't been performing. The pirates finished 67-95 only 16.5 back from the world series champs. Maybe they should try keeping some players. At least another ex pirate got a ring. The penguins beat the flyers 8-2 last night and are 3-0 on the road and 6-3 overall. The are keeping there 18 year old star Staal. Crosby had his first hat trick. Hopefully the cardinals fall apart next year, maybe the steelers will make a miracle run, maybe the penguins will make playoffs. Just maybe i should pick a new city to root for. But at least when they are good in 20 years i will be excited and a true fan.

Congrats To Cardinals

Congrats to the World Series Champs for capitalizing on the Tigers mistakes and becoming the world champs. Hopefully you fall apart, all your good players leave and go to the yankees, and the Pirates win the league or get the wild card. On the other hand congrats to the Arizona Cardinals for being terrible when you had so much promise. I am off to watch an actually good football game and hope the Colts win and maybe even the Jets come back and win.

College Kid's

Went out in Potsdam for halloween parties and saw many interesting things. Saw some very creative costumes and some very non creative costumes. Halloween is a time for all of the crazy and interesting people to come out and shine. I am not going to go into much detail about my night because it was an interesting night and i am exhauste. Here are some pictures of some interesting people though that i bet would deffinetly be out on halloween night. And remember kids drugs are bad mmmmmmk. And always use protection.

World Series

The Cardinals are one game away from winning the World Series, only problem is last time the Cardinals were up 3-1 the lost the series. The last time these two teams were in the World Series the team that won game 4 lost the series. I think it’s time those statistics come to an end. If the Cardinals win it because the Tigers keep blowing it then hopefully they fall apart like the Yankees, Red Sox, and White Sox did. That way my Pirates can maybe finish higher then 5^th in the league (better than last). Tigers miracle run just can’t come to an end. Every other team that wasn’t supposed to win and made a miraculous run is supposed to win. I wish it was the M-E-T-S METS METS METS but it happens. I mean you could end up like the Cowboys passing game coordinator Todd Haley and have a dead rat in your salad. Did somebody say McDonals? Things could always be worse, like going to school all day and working all night. That isn't even that bad. How about having this job of catching elephant poop for a job? Now things COULD be worse.God Bless America.

I don't even know

I'm not real into other cultures of the world. I do not know about them and really don't want to learn them. All i know is this can't be normal. I think there is other ways of showing your jackass how to bath. Clearly you are the jackass for being butt naked in a creek or stream trying to get him in. Even the kid is smarter then you. Hitting him with a couple pieces of grass or some twigs. Put some clothes on even a pair of shorts. What would you think as a car driving by. Would you yell something as you drove by, because i know i couldn't resist a good drive by yelling. It is also intresting how you can see the pavement end in this place. Right behind the blue car in front of the van it turns to dirt. This naked fat guy and the jackass and the kid are on the nice side of town with pavement. I would like to find these people and pay for them to have a hose hookup to save the jackass the embarssment( the guy in the water buttnaked). I'm sure the jackass(the donkey) isn't afraid of the water as much as he is afraid of that fat naked guy or the nasty water that it probably is. Maybe the poor jackass(the donkey) has been molested and just doesn't like this crazy naked guy. This sign should apply for more than just alligators. Jackass', sheep, your mother, cow's, and whatever else. All i can say is thank you crazy foriegn guy for the nightmares, and don't drink the water in Mexico. Peace out.

Ouch

Anyone who thinks watching sports isn't a dangerous activity here is proof. Here is a poor lady watching a javaline throwing competition and appantly was a little too close. Going to feel that one tommorow. Probably should of been paying attention. I think if I saw a javaline coming my way i'd be going the other way. Apparently it snuck up on her. Biking can also be dangerous. If your going to watch a biking competion at least have a camera handy like this person did. Chances are there is going to be some poor person to crash and make a good picture for us to get a chuckle out of. I'm not really sure what is going on with this guy but even the guy in the bandana behind him know's that it's going to sting in the shower. Great job to whoever caught this on camera. Great fans and stupid fans like the picture above make sports what they are today. Sorry about your pain but thanks for the laugh.

Not good...

Talk about an awkward moment. Sitting there doing your job as an anchorman and doing a report of a rapist search and see the sketch of the rapist and have it oddly look like you. Practical joke perhaps. Or just a quincidence. Either way i bet that news station got quickly and oddly silent. Maybe even being suspicous of this guy hoping it wasn't him. Hopefully he changed the strory quickly and then went home and shaved off the mustache and screened his calls. This is beernuts signing off stay classy San Diego.

Chinese...

I recently went to the Chinese buffet and can never help but wonder what am I actually eating. Everyone says oh shut up they can't really serve that stuff here, but i don't believe it. Maybe it is all the dog and cat and any other kind of roadkill the can find and eat that makes them have those unhuman like skills. The Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan's. Or this random kid who is going to be the next Jackie Chan. Nobdy is even amazed that he is just chillin and doing whatever you would call it on that chair. Not quite a sit or a stand. Very impressive at that. More cat for this kid tonight. Also interesting looking at the bad ass rebel of the class. All the other kids in there nice white shirts and black pants except for the outkast. Maybe he didn't get the memo. But he is that one kid that has to rebel against authority. That is prolly why the teacher is coming to whoop his ass with the ruler. Look at this picture and tell me you would willing go to the chinese buffet for all you can eat. Where is the rice in the hat? At least they are very nice and polite people. There always saying thank you and hello and smiling. I love it when they approach you nicely saying one of 3 words they are trained to say. Then scream across the room in some chinese bullshit. I know it's a death threat of some sort. They always have their kids there also. I just didn't realize they were so poor they can't afford strollers. But hey multi task with a grocery cart looking object i suppose. I mean the kid looks fine. He is probably napping. Maybe he is in some kind of training. I'm sure he will grow up to be the next Bruce Lee kicking ass with the school kid above. Chicken O Rice, Table o boof, pepsi o coke, enough of the chinese i'm out for dessert.

Mothernature

Mother nature is a wonderful thing to most people. Birds Chirping, fall leaves turning colors, and all of that other wonderful stuff. Mother nature apparently can be perverted just as much as society though. Or is it society's fault for taking these pictures. This bush is found at SUNY Potsdam. Either it grew in naturally like that or the grounds crew had a little fun. Or maybe the Green Giant is laying down there taking a nap. Or maybe Lorena Bobbit got ahold of the Green Giant. I knew there was something not right with SUNY Potsdam. Could that be why so many gay people go there? Was it in the brochure. "Come T SUNY Potsdam because we make gay people feel like they belong." Another picture i came across (not litereally) was a picture of a tree. Not just your normal tree though. It is an interesting picture at that. You can be the judge of what it looks like. The guy that had posted this site on a website i was looking at called it a rear-end. Maybe the man hasn't seen a set of these before but I thought of something else other then a rear-end. Maybe the guy is a gay SUNY Potsdam student and wanted it to be a rear-end. So is it mother nature that is just having a good time doing things like this? Or is it simply us being perverts? Feel free to let me know what you think. Either way enjoy pervs.

Controversy

In Dallas On a National Televised MNF game Veteran Drew Bledsoe was benched for rookie Romo. Romo showed signs of life after he was picked off on his first pass. That sign of life was again questioned after a tipped interception. He did throw a td to T.O. His 2nd feeding of the T.O. monster. Then threw a bomb touchdown when the giants d was taking a break because they knew they had already one. Then when the game was a little interesting he throws a pick that is ran back for a touchdown. Personally I would of stuck with my veteran in a big game but what do i know i'm just a fantasy football guru. Was it really Bledsoes fault he got sacked 4 or 5 times? It was his fault on the ONE interception. Apparently it's ok for a rookie to come in and throw 3 though. Giants did dominate but they also lost big money and big playmaker Arrington who had a safety. Giants will have another decent year and blow it in the playoffs. Strahan tied LT's sack record tonight at 132.5. It is all because of his momma's chunky soup. After the game i was searching the internet and came across an article of a dad who pulled a gun on a highschool football coach because his son wasn't play enough. This poor coach is making probably like 4 to 5,000 dollars and has to put up with enough bull$hit let alone some drunken arrogant scumbag pulling a gun on him because his son sucks. If he was good then he would be playing. Go watch practices and see what kind of effort your son is putting in before trying to shoot the coach. It's not the coaches fault completly that your son sucks dad. Speaking of guns did NBA sensation Sabastian Telfair shoot rapper fabolous at another rapper/tv show producer/trump wannabe/whatever Diddy is club? Another sports role model doing something stupid and getting a less charge then you or I would get. If i only was a freak of nature and had all my cells develop into athletic traits and no brain. On a different note LaRussa says it wasn't dirt. Ya everyone knows it wasn't dirt, nothing is going to be done about it. Let it go. He washed it off, pitched 7 more scoreless innings tigers one. LET IT GO. I lead by example i will let it go. Bye for now.

Rogers and Merriman Cheat??

Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers has a brown substance on his hand(pin tar) and they just let him wash it off. Nobody knows if it actually was and nobody except fans and media seem to care. Cardinals players said the ball was doing interesting things. If he has been doing this through the playoffs then why has nobody noticed? Way to go Fox better watch your cameramen around Rogers now. Regardless if he had it for the first inning or not he was still nasty throughout the 8 scoreless innings he pitched. Hopefully there is a game 6 so we can all see if Rogers has "dirt" on his hand for that game. Merriman NFL's defensive rookie of the year last year is suspended 4 games for testing positive for steroids. I'm sure he's the only one that is on roids. With all the steroid scandals and cheating going on maybe barry bonds can get a break. Prolly not though. So if bonds breaks the homerun record and they find out he's on steroids will theytake it away? If Rogers is using pin tar and they win the series will they take it away? Will they take Merrimans rookie of the year away? Probably not. But they will take Reggie Bush's heismen trophy away because him and his mom took some money to get a house and get out of poverty. Even though everyone knew he was going to make millions and he could afford to do this. What is wrong with sports and the world today?

Game 7 NL Champinoship

I got home from work at 9:15ish and hopped in a game of pitch with the roomies cracked open a 24 of steel reserve and indulged myself into a pretty good game 7 where to ex pirates Suppan and Perez were going at it. Both pitched a no decesion. Both teams turned to there bullpen's to see which could prevail. M-E-T-S METS METS METS had bases loaded twice and failed to score twice. I give HUGE props to Chavez for making one of the greatest playoff moments catch ever. I thought that catch would give the Met's that boost to break the deadlock 1-1 tie. Didn't happened. I though Chavez catch saved the Mets and the Cardinals would be sitting there bummed out thinking how did he catch that. And feeling ripped off. Nope up to bat top of the 9th one man on BAM Yadier Molina hammers a 2 run homer to win the NL Championship. At that moment i knew it was over. I Actaully changed the channel. Then i felt a little curious thinking the Mets weren't going down that easy to see bases loaded with beltran up. He has murdered Cardinals pitching. He is the man you want up. To go down looking at a 3rd strike? I mean your a profesional like you haven't seen a pitch like that before. At least try to hit the damn thing. I will put out a congrats to Detriot for keeping the trend of wild card curse breaking underdog stories going with a World Championship. At least someone who played for the pirates this year in Sean Casey will get a ring. Peace up A town down.

Pirates Curse??

M-E-T-S Mets Mets Mets couldn't get it done with there main man Glavine in game 5 but ended up getting it done with a rookie tonight in game 6. So who will they turn to in game 7 to win the series my boy and ex-PIRATE Oliver Perez. Just one of the many talented players that if would of been still at Pittsburgh could have them in the post season. Sean Casey another ex pirate ya he is waiting to play the world series( well technically on the DL but would still get a ring). Jason Kendall another ex pirate lost to the tigers the future world champs. Jack Wilson was traded to the yankees and got to play in the playoffs something probably no pirates will see in my lifetime. Jason Schmidt a dominate pitcher in the NL Ex pirate. Barry Bonds the greatest home run hitter alive oh ya ex pirate. Brian Giles, Tony Womack, Aramis Ramirez, Chris Benson, Will Cordero, Alex Ramirez, Tike Redmond (Met), Pokey Reese, Julian Tavarez(Cardinals and Boston), and last but not least before i get pissed off and think of the playoff wins pittsburgh could of had Jeff Suppan. Isn't that something both starts for game 7 of the NL Championship are both ex pirates. Forget about the recently found out double Billy Buckner Curse. Ya the double billy buckner curse. He wore a cubs batting glover under his fielding glove so now the Bosox mixed with the cubs caused a double curse. Well if they had a double curse what kind of curse do the pirates have with trading all of there talent and having them all playing in the playoffs. 67-95 the 4th worst team in baseball. Forget Buckner and his curses how about showing or finding some kind of curse the pirates have and let's start to win a season and then maybe sometime reverse the trading curse.

Dodgeball Tourny

Lisbon Central School is having their first annual dodgeball tournament on Saturday October 21st starting at 8 am. Each team must consist of 6 can be all guys or can have some females. The fee is $30(that's 5 bucks a person) Should be a good time and there will be drinks and food there. If your interested you can leave a comment and register a team or you can call lisbon central at 393-4951 and ask for Sean "the modest mentor" Backus or call 276-0230.

Tuesday Blue's

If you see me on a day after tuesday blues at the hoot you would think wow he took advantage of a pretty good deal on dollar labbatt blues. Wrong. Try sleeping in a place down the road from the hoot owl on a tuesday night. Stupid ass st lawrence kids hollering for no reason after drinking 5 labbat blues. Ok so maybe i am just getting older and i should be the one out there having fun and I am a little jealous. But as I lay in bed i wonder is this the dumbass kid hollering right now that will be the one kid that dies this semester and has their parents sue the college for multi millions. Or is this kid excited because he is drunk and is going to go hoggin tonight. Or is this kid just having a good time and on his way to the tic toc where any of the above could happened. Hey but at least it's pay day and Duda's class is always good for a couple of laugh's. Watching Tom Glavine and the predicted NL champs suck and the Cardinals outplay the M-E-T-S METS METS METS wasn't a great part of my night either. I'm not even a Mets fan i am just an anti Cardinals fan. I hate Pujols good for him if he doesn't test positive. At least Oliver Perez is on the Mets and got a Win it makes a proud Pirates fan happy. To class i go to learn college algebra (In Macro) and elementary math because SUNY Canton is staffed with very knowledgeable people. That is my SUNY Canton. For comic relief click here...

Congrats to America

Congrats to America reaching the 300 million mark on population. There all wondering who is going to be the 300 million mystery man or woman. My bet is someone who's parents have been in America for less then a year. They said that it was suppost to be reached at 7:46 am and chances were it wasn't even going to be a newborn baby. It was going to be an adult immigrant. 300 million people today wow. Today is Benny's birthday. Congrats to him making it to 21 finally. But no having another immigrant comeover to make it 300 milion people is overshadowed on a day that he will probably be way too intoxicated and maybe even piss his pants in his sleep tonight. Sounds like a good time right. William Frey of the Brookings Institution predicts that the new arrival will be a Latino boy born in Los Angeles County. He said that Latinos are the fastest-growing of the U.S. population. Why couldn't it be a little chinese kid who would grow up to be a rocket scientist or an indian who would grow up to find a cure for cancer. Why does it have to be a latino boy who will grow up to be a wana be gangsta and maybe end up busting a cap in my ass. 300 million what a number. It's even more astonishing that the number of people who play the lotto today using the numbers 300 will probably be very high. At least the governor of california Arnold Schwarzenegger is out there i feel safe. If anything happends with out of control latino's the terminator can show everyone in california how bad ass and roided up he is. It is always sunny in California. And I'll be back....

Fish Death

I wake up this morning to find my red cambodian female betta stuck to the filter. What am i doing wrong? It's the 3rd fish that has died this month. Is it simply the fact that October is a freaky month especially when there is a Friday the 13th. Or is it because i suck at raising fish. Or is it because it is breast cancer month and maybe for some reason my fish suffered from breast cancer. Do my fish hate my apartment and simply feel it is better to drown to death be stuck to the filter and be flushed down the toilet into the septic system. Why doesnt Chucks Pet Center located in the awesome Massena Mall offer a warranty on there fish. Is it my fault you sold me a dying fish? I am putting all the blame on you. I called today and asked if i could get the same fish because the one they sold me sucked. Their response was sorry we only warranty them for 48 hours. Sorry it lasted almost a week. I said do you have anymore of these fish sir. Ya we have 2 left but they like pretty sick i wouldn't buy them. Oh thanks for the heads up last week jackass. I feel like i need to get into the fish business. Or maybe they should get out of the fish business and stick to selling exotic spiders that are probably a huge hit. I was very fond of my fish. 2 out of the 3 fish that died even had names. Shamu because the fish was fat almost pregnant like. Strawberry shortcake was the female betta a personal favorite of my girlfrien (who doesn't know that it died yet). I wonder if fish can talk somehow. I had a badass cichlid a little while ago that was torturing and trying to kill my male betta named jack sparro. My cichlid named bubba (because he was a huge black fish) would start by nipping all of jack's fins off which he barely has any know and i assume was going in for the kill pretty soon. Bubba was just an asshole and tortured everyone even killin shamu i think just for fun. We got rid of badass bubba to an old drunken irish man so now he is sitting in a tank all alone. It's almost like he is in fish jail. Different food, cold boring place sitting there all alone. Having poor tax payers pay for all your food and heat and watch you rot away in jail. That's what you get bubba you asshole for commiting murder. So i wonder what fish will commit suicide next? If they all keep dying then sickly i am just tempted to throw my two male bettas in together and sickly watch them fight because it might be slightly more entertaining then having to pry my beloved fish off the filter. This is rubber ducky over and out.