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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Congrats to America




Congrats to America reaching the 300 million mark on population. There all wondering who is going to be the 300 million mystery man or woman. My bet is someone who's parents have been in America for less then a year. They said that it was suppost to be reached at 7:46 am and chances were it wasn't even going to be a newborn baby. It was going to be an adult immigrant. 300 million people today wow. Today is Benny's birthday. Congrats to him making it to 21 finally. But no having another immigrant comeover to make it 300 milion people is overshadowed on a day that he will probably be way too intoxicated and maybe even piss his pants in his sleep tonight. Sounds like a good time right. William Frey of the Brookings Institution predicts that the new arrival will be a Latino boy born in Los Angeles County. He said that Latinos are the fastest-growing of the U.S. population. Why couldn't it be a little chinese kid who would grow up to be a rocket scientist or an indian who would grow up to find a cure for cancer. Why does it have to be a latino boy who will grow up to be a wana be gangsta and maybe end up busting a cap in my ass. 300 million what a number. It's even more astonishing that the number of people who play the lotto today using the numbers 300 will probably be very high. At least the governor of california Arnold Schwarzenegger is out there i feel safe. If anything happends with out of control latino's the terminator can show everyone in california how bad ass and roided up he is. It is always sunny in California. And I'll be back....

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