Giants In...

I cannot believe that the Giants made the playoffs, well i guess technically they are not in yet but according to my math and probabilities there in. OK OK so Tiki beat the redskins last night. He blew up. Retirement why not, if I had the money he has i would too before some big LB clobbered me and put me sore and beat up for the rest of my life. If Coach Coughlin wants to keep his job they better not choke in playoffs. It is going to be a great day of football with so many teams playoff life still alive on the last week of football. Plus Favre last game on MNF?? Oh and not to mention it's the last day of 2006 even more of a reason to celebrate. I am very excited to end this year with a bang. So be good, be safe, and HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Zito Is The Man...

Barry Zito is now a Giant and has a ton of money. He signed a record breaking $126 million. Could this be the year the Giants and Barry Bonds win it all? Doubt it but if they did of course it would be because Bonds is on steroids. I hope that the Giants finish 2nd in the NL behind my Pirates of course. Anyways, Bobby Knight is still tied with Dean Smith after losing last night. North Country sensation Brian Leonard ends college career with a bowl win and 18 all purpose yards. Might not help the stock out but i think he is a sure lock for some NFL team and a lock for a couple million. Heard a ton of bad things about the new Rocky Balboa so i am scared to watch it but i will be brave soon and watch it. Speaking of boxing, Mike Tyson was arrested for DUI and cocaine possession. He was pulled over after almost hitting a sheriff car leaving a nightclub at 1:45 a.m. Lisp and tattoo around eye all in tact he surprisingly didn't try to bite or fight the cop. Tyson is in jail waiting to hear what his bail will be. Well i'm on vacation so i'm going to go enjoy. PEACE.

Beerfest..

Sorry boys and girls I've been busy with holiday stuff and then playing the stuff i got for the holidays. I got Beerfest and it is hilarious. Got some games to jam also. Hope everyone's holiday's were grand because mine were good. Well back to do what i do. PEACE.

Merry X-Mas...

Well a little hungover this morning after a great x-mas eve with the family. Turkey is now officially in the oven cooking for lunch. We are going to open presents in a bit. Hope everyone has a good and safe Christmas today even though there is no snow. Merry Christmas everybody.

Merry X-Mas Eve...

Hope everyone is all done their shopping and ready to finally relax and lose the stress that christams season has became. Don't remember the real christmas spirit of love and happyness. Working retail your learn that christmas isn't what it use to be all happy and joy, it's now a frantic stressfull chase to get the hottest trend for your loved ones. So have a good, safe, Christams everyone. Peace and Love.

C-Town Is a Rough Place...

It's a good thing i live on the good side of the tracks because once you go towards Potsdam on the other side of the tracks things get rough. My side was the bad side of town with the bank robbery last summer. Now it's the other side of the tracks because Seacom Bank had an armed robbery yesterday. Pretty sure bounty hunters will be up here soon to take care of it if Canton police can't handle the job. Not really sure about all the details but when i find out you will probably already know. Just remember when your rolling through c-town watch what side of the tracks your on, keep your car doors locked, don't own a bank, and always use protection. Peace.

Iverson a Nugget...

The Iverson deal is finally over he is a nugget. The sixers got miller, smith and a pair of first round draft picks for Iverson. Apparently if your best player and NBA leading scorer is out for 15 games you go out and get the leagues number 2 scorer. Sounds like a good idea to me. But will the the two clash? Time will only tell. I think it is what Denver needed is a HUGE deal like this to try to get the fight out of people's mind's. I think that it is being blown up a little more then it should. Jocks get into fights sometimes. Too much testosterone. In football you see people throwing punches at eachother's helmets every game you watch. Hockey they fight. Nascar even drivers try to fight. It just happends. It can't be compared to the Indiana mess because it had nothing to do with the fans. If they would of beat down fans I think there is some issues going on there. But players get frustrated and angry and sometimes fight it happends. I feel the 15 games was a little to harsh and they could possibly find a better way to deal with things. But at least they looked good after the game with there new dress code.

Fa La La La...

Carmelo is on a vacation now that he is suspended for 15 for his slapping haymaker. A total of 7 players suspended but no coaches? No Thomas? No job next year Thomas? J.R. Smith and Nate Robinson each got 10 games. Mandy Collins 6, Jared Jefferies 4. Jerome James and Nene each got 1. George Karl should of taken the TO method and spit on Thomas face and just add to the $500,000 fine each team recieved. I would love to hear what Mark Cuban would say if he had to pay that. But it won't be that bad because Melo is losing $640,000 grand while be suspended. Which is more then doubled what all the Knicks suspended are losing combined. If the Cowboys lose to T.O.'s old team then his old team will control the league. Isn't it funny how sports you can always tie in something with a game every week and make it a HUGE deal. Today is Tuesday blue's in c-town, the boys are back in town, tis the season. PEACE.

Tis The Season...

Tis the season boys and girls. Worked allday yesterday in retail and will be glad to get out because it was a zoo. Can never make anyone happy this time of year i'll tell you that much. For being the most wonderful time of the year why has it became the most stressful time of the year. Speaking of stressful and stupid how about the NFL ticket bullcrap. Football game on last night can anyone watch it? For a price of bla bla bla you can watch it. That's crap. Forget that Cowboys game anyways we had a boxing match in the NBA to watch that was much more entertaining i bet anyways. (No just a little bitter i couldn't watch the NFL 3 days in a week). Anyway Carmelo the leagues leading scorer is going to be benched and fined and all of that good stuff. Will AI now come to Denver. Would be a good time because all of Denver's starting 5 might not be around because they were ejected. AI pick a team soon. It's sunday I have to clean the coach because pissy pants struck again, and i'm out of cologne thanks pissy pants. So if i smelly blame him. Peace.

Round 1

Well nobody got hurt and both teams can now move on and focus on there next games. The hype of new coach old coach is over and Nugent got his 1,000 point. A typical class D game and was probably fun to watch. Enough about that. AI still no deal. Duke rape case is now going to have a paternity test done to see if the Duke players are fathers now. Must be hard to pay child support while your in jail. Bagwell retires hall of famer or not? I feel not but who am I to say. So that's about it for this post. All I have left to say is Dougie looks weird in green, and get off the court big fella, luv ya both buh bye.

Intense...

Lisbon is traveling to Motown to face a familiar face in Doug Loffer. Best of luck to both the Modest Mentor and to Doug Loffler and remember play nice kids. I bet morristown will charge to get in because i'm sure the stands will be packed in the intense class D "baskebtall" game. I will not go to indept about it but check www.morristownny.com (thanks for the pic) for a non biased result of tonight's game. If morristown loses i'm sure it's the ref's fault, it's always the ref's fault. Well off to my LAST FINAL. Principals of Managment you don't have shit on me. Peace geese fleece and amish hair grease hollar.

White and Nerdy...

I was listening to this song on the radio on the way home and just thought it was funny. Almost has funny as www.morristownny.com. There is no point to the post except just having everyone download the song and enjoy.

" They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
My pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question, I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy"

No Answer Yet...

Allen Iverson still does not have a new home after the 5 day who wants me stand off. Reportedly from whoever reports this stuff says that AI turned down a deal from Charlotte. Why would you want to go on a young team that has ton of talent and make a ton of money. Speaking of no deals how about the Red Sox and Japanese pitcher Matsuzaka. Red Sox offered $8m a year on top of all the bonuses those idiots payed just to talk to him. Makes about as much sense as a guy with one leg buying a pogo stick. Tiger player of the YEAR again for the 8th time bla bla. If he was so0o0o0 good then how come he can't even beat me in his video game? In Tiger Woods golf i own him. I'd be PLOY year after year after year. And i look way better to by the way. Freddy Adu the teen soccer sensation finally made the news, because he was traded. Nascar Champ Jimmy Johnson breaks his leg in a golf carting accident. I've golfed many many times, and even drove with insance golf cart drivers, even fallen out of a golf cart. How in the hell does an athlete like that fall out of a golf cart and break his wrist. Apparently my insance golf cart driver should be his new buddy, maybe i should drive nascar, i kick Johnson's ass on my video game too. Well speaking of video games i'm out. PPPPPPPPPPeace.

Almost Done...

Had a final today ripped it up. Got exempt from my final for tommorow sweeeet. Got Xbox Live today for FREE sweet. Cold beer Sweet. One final left to go in my college career. Pretty much going to indugle myself into Halo 2 for the rest of the night. If you want to jam let me know. I admit i have a problem, at least admiting i have a problem is half the battle. Oh my god i just realized i am officially a dork. Anyways back to Halo. P.S. i think my gf is going to kill me seeing how i play this damn game way to much. God save me. Peace.

Last Day of Classes...

Last day of classes today, and a couple of finals this week and then i say we all go to Vagina Tandoori Indian Cuisine for celebration. Anyone with me? No ok. I'm sure the food is good. We can ride our bikes there or maybe just chill out in front of the place like that guy who is clearly pretending to be Silent Bob. I will be working all night but after that you can bet on me sitting at the Vagina Tandoori drinking genny lights, watching Monday Night Football. Call the cell if you want in on the fun. Peace Fleece and that guys hair grease.

An Ode To Casey Bill...

Just got done eating a delicious dinner made by the woman and just wanted to let Casey know how it was. First of all i guess i will tell you what we had. There were two seperate meals. There was chicken, corn in a cream of mushroom mixture, served with biscuits and mashed potatoes. The other meal for a superstar guess (yes the man the myth the legend Ian Mac), there was spicy chicken served with mashed potatoes (the real kind) and biscuits. It was served with a choice of water or genny light. It wasn't candle light or anything too special. There was simpsons playing on the big HDTV (not a KOZ t.v. but it works). We all had 2 helpings of food. I had to do the damn dishes. Ian Mac cleaned the counter and his plate. Just for the record as always Ian Mac behaved himself and had perfect table manners. Dessert was weak because we were promised cookies like the just out of the oven nice and warm dunk in a glass of milk cookies but n0o0o0o0o0, cookies did not happened. For my final trick i will now have to go take out the trash and pick up the empties. All in all for the record Casey it was a good meal from my point of you. I'm sorry you were not invited if you want leftovers stop over big boy. Enjoy the pics and make sure you hit the books stud. Bye for now.

Sunday Football and Finals Week...

So I just finished my last homework assignment EVER as a college student and damn does that feel good. Only problem is next week is finals week. Anyways... Giants play the Panthers today in a must win game. Cowboys play the Saints in another HUGE NFC game today. Buckeyes QB Troy Smith won the Heisman. I threw out my first T as an official last night. I got almost all of my presents wrapped (ok my wonderful gf did it). I got a real job last thursday. Things are really starting to look up. So since everything is looking up you can find me on the couch allday with nice cold GL watching football for roughly 9 hours. Oh and did i mention I love LT? (No not Lawrence Taylor).Thank you come again.

Back to Normal...

This site has been messed up and not really useable that is why i haven't posted in a little bit, or it could of been the fact i have been wrapped up in online halo2. I am officially a dork. At least it is a free version and i am not paying anything for it. I am not skipping classes or anything for it. I think i am going to try to quit the habit before it gets out of hand. Anyways... about 18 days till xmas so about 18 days until i have money again... and there is snow and i HATE snow. On the good note i only have 6 classes left. Quick boring blog i know. Just in between classes have to eat and go. Smell ya later.

Catching Up...

Sorry for the lack of posts i am a busy man (ya right). So i have some catching up to do on all the stuff that i have missed. UNC is nasty. Oden's debut was also nasty. Ian, Mcneil, and Scotty too hottie all have birthdays today. Giants rip on eachohter and then make up and now have to play the Cowgirls today. 21 days left of x-mas shopping. USC blew it and now the controversy of who should play Ohio State for the national chamionship game. Personally I would love to watch Michigan and Ohio State play again it was fun to watch the first time, but Michigan aready had their chance to beat them so i feel it should go to Flordia. Rutgers and the WVU game was awesome even though Rutgers lost. At least with them losing to WVU in 3OT they don't feel as bad blowing the game to Cincinati now. Although what is impressive (besides the Tarheels) is the ESPN poll asking which team Flordia or Michigan should be in the National Championship game is 50-50 out of 341,000+ votes. Whichita State beats SU but won't hurt SU because Whichita State is ranked. Last night at a party there was a heated drunk discussion about Syracuse Men's Basketball strength of schedule. They don't leave NY state really but the Big East is the best division claimed one guy. Follwed by another saying they were crazy that the ACC is the best division SU is ok but there schedule is weak. What do you think?? I'm half caught up now. Bye for now.

Don't Drink The Water

I was searching the internet in my extreme boredem and saw this picture. Is there really that much of a need to post this sign? Where is this sign? It is mind boggling to me at least that the sign is needed. Clearly by the black seat and nasty surrounding's it is a nice establishment. So to people and dogs everywhere don't drink this toilet water and don't go to this place, if you see this place or this sign turn around because i'm sure a trucker or hillbilly is coming right in the bathroom behind you (no pun intended). Be safe be smart don't drink the water in Mexico. (Sorry for the boring and lame blog it's almost finals week.)

Tuesday Blues...

It's tuesday blues in c-town and laundry day. I am sitting here wishing that my gf was here so she could help do the laundry because seriously i suck at it. I then came across a clothing tag picture that if i was to show or have would get me a nice slap and my mountain of dirty clothes would remain dirty. I would love to stay and complain but i have to go to my parenting class. (No i am not going to be a parent any time soon.) It is just an easy credit so don't assume anything. Tonight i will be going to the SLU bball game and hopfully watching the Josh Sharlow show. 3 hours of class learning how to be a parent not good but $1 blues at the hoot things are looking up.

Bachelor Party...

NYPD is usually known for the good things they do. But now it is a bad time to be a member of the NYPD after they dumped 50 rounds into a car of unarmed men coming from a bachelor party. Killed the groom who was going to be married that day. What went down? Why did they shoot? It is about as clear as Black Lake. I don't get why the groom of all people was driving during his own bachelor party. I don't get why they shot them. Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said "We can't say with certainty why they fired," Kelly also said a veteran officer fired his weapon 31 times, emptying two full magazines and all the officers carried 9mm handguns. The wild gunfire also hit nearby homes and shattered windows at a train station. How are they going to explain this one? Known for there hereoics and bravery and now there stupidity. There are apparently now good reasons for the incident or they would have been released. There was suppost to be a wedding and now a funeral. Good job NYPD. God Bless America.

Good Ole Sunday...

After losing to Heuvelton in the alumni games again, and visiting good ole Doug's Tavern after a good day of not only college football but college basketball it was a fun day. I risked my life and went into the maddness of Ogdensburg Wal*Fart and saw Ogdensburg's finest. There was this poor little maybe 4 year old who was extremly fat rocking a mullet. We walked in behind him and his parents. Nice family they donated bills to the salvation army. They didn't take debit cards so i couldn't donate. The kid walked around for 2 minutes and we saw them later pushing the obese kid in the cart. Stop feeding the kid a million times a day and push him around exercise will do him good i promise. It always interesting listening to people shopping this time of the year saying we still have bla bla blah to buy for and i don't want to spend too much money and bla bla bla and stress stress stress. Christmas is suppost to be the best time of the year but now a days it is nothing but stress time of the year. My suggestion online shopping, now crowds, no fat kids with mullets, no stress, and it seems the money goes easier and faster online. Are you ready for some football i am.

Thanksgiving...

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. Hopefully everyone enjoyed there day and got to see family and friends and enjoy themselves before the Christmas maddness begins. It's now blck friday and everyone who is normal now becomes insane trying to shop for the best deals. So i now wish everyone the best of luck and hope they have a safe black friday. Every year tons and tons of people get hurt by going shopping on black friday. A good holiday and warm feeling turns sour and insane starting at 5am for door busting sales. I will be working allday and night hoping that black friday does not take part in my store. At least the full feeling has now vanished and most people will now get exercise by running over and running around stores. Be safe, and don't drink and drive. Bye for now.

Today's World

I was at work the other day and heard a mother and a daughter talking. The daughter was like "ma we got our jersey's today and they are SICK" and the mother replied "ewww why what's so bad about them." The daughter replied while rolling her eye's "duh ma sick means good sick mean's awesome get with the times." Mom replies "sick means good what is it with you kids and your slang term." Then later a middle aged woman is trying to figure out the do it yourself photo machine and is clueless. Yes i find it very easy because i am an employee but several people find it easy to use also. It is step by step. I know these people didn't grow up with technology but is it really that hard to understand. Then i found myself thinking jeez am i going to be able to stick with the slang and technology when i get older. Am i going to be the mother not knowing what sick means? Am i not going to be able to do it myself at the photo machine. I am making a promise to my generation and my future kids that i will be able to keep up with the slang and the technology. So i am going to go get crunk and shake it like a polaroid picture fer sayen, peace up a town down i'm a stay fly.

What a week in sports...

McNabb done, Moss trying to be like T.O., Giants suck and lose, Favre and Rodgers out, ex-eagle commits suicide, Michigan vs Osu rematch for BCS?, O.J. tapes, Howard NL MVP even when Cards win, Sabres score 7 goals in 2nd period, and much more. These are very HUGE stories that might happened in a year let alone a week. It has been a crazy week in sports from injuries, to deaths, to rival's meeting up in the BCS championship after just playing, Howard MVP not Pujols even though the Cards won, Jeter MVP maybe? I am not even going to comment on OJ. A crazy year's end to sports and it's only November. I am almost speachless which i wish Randy Moss would try for a change. With Romo less T.O. controversy i like it. I am going to just save you from reading and find a nice pic or 2 for you to look at and come back in the morning all fresh for a good entry. P.s. i am battling some ebay dude because he messed up and wants me to pay more money now so i am heated. Details tommorow. Peace.